Actual Cat Nepeta Leigon:
You’re walking in the woods.
There’s no one around,
And your phone is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot her,
She’s following you
About 30 feet back.
She gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
She’s gaining on you.
You’re looking for your car,
But you’re all turned around.
She’s almost upon you now
And you can see there’s blood on her face!
My god, there’s blood everywhere!
Running without pause
(From Nepeta Leigon.)
She’s unsheathed the claws.
(It’s Nepeta Leigon.)
Lurking in the shadows
Alternian Troll Nepeta Leigon.
Living in a cave,
Killing for sport,
Eating all the bodies
Actual, cat Nepeta Leigon.
Now it’s dark and you seem to have lost her,
But you’re hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a deadly animal,
You creep silently through the underbrush.
Ah-Ha! In the distance,
A small cave with a light on.
You move stealthily toward it,
But your leg! AH! It’s caught in a bear trap!
Gnawing off your leg,
Limping toward the cave,
Now you’re on the doorstep,
Sitting inside, Nepeta Leigon.
Sharpening her claws,
But she doesn’t hear you enter,
You’re sneaking up behind her.
Strangling troll Nepeta Leigon.
Fighting for your life with Nepeta Leigon,
Wrestling the brush from Nepeta Leigon,
Scribble on her shipping wall.
Safe at last from Nepeta Leigon.
You limp into the dark woods,
Blood oozing from your stump leg.
But you have won.
You have beaten Nepeta Leigon.
((Yeah, I’m not sure why I did this.))
Digimon fandom, the Rogue of Light. I can’t remember my reasoning, it might have simply been so I could switch the mask for goggles. Also because orange.
Pokemon fandom, the Thief of Rage. Steals other fandoms’ rage, but ends up festering it inside in terms of hatred for various generations.
"HOMESTUCKS" is the worst fandom name.
You guys missed a golden opportunity. Ready for this? Ready for your mind to be blown??
Just think about it.
THIS MAKES ME SO FUCKING ANGRY
You smell that?? That’s the smell of CHAAAANNGGEEEE. Jk but don’t take it seriously. Didn’t mean to make anyone upset! :)
I’m angry because no one has thought of that until now like holy shit
It could be the name for the future video game portion of the fandom?
You are the DIGIMON FANDOM. Despite what your rival, the POKÉMON FANDOM, might believe, you are STILL AROUND.
You were always prepared for the day when you would be drawn into the DIGITAL WORLD. And well, you kinda got you want, but SBURB is just not quite the same as what you expected. Where are all the exotic Digimon? And why won’t any of these turtles DIGIVOLVE!? Not a single one of your VARIOUS TYPES of DIGIVICES will work on them!
In general, you are a NICE PERSON, or at least you think so. But when it comes to the Pokémon fandom… man that guy is such a JERK.
For you and the other fandoms on Tumblr, little did anyone know that this would be the beginning of an adventure.
konkoa did the writing.