1. "Psuedo-Dash" theme by victoria.
  1. Nerve Center is on Discovery Channel and is playing in the background…

    But there seems to be a person named John Egbert on it (but maybe it’s Don… there’s an accent and the tv’s kinda quiet)… Apparently it’s something about flowers. I got distracted from homework by homestuck…

  2. I just realized homestuck and animal crossing are basically the same.

    Similar bodystructure (in sprite), there’s animal villagers. In AC you are stuck paying off Tom Nook, in HS you are stuck playing SBURB. Most importantly, both eat away at your time and soul.

  3. Actual Cat Nepeta Leigon:

    You’re walking in the woods.

    There’s no one around,
    And your phone is dead.
    Out of the corner of your eye you spot her,
    Nepeta Leigon.

    She’s following you
    About 30 feet back.
    She gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
    She’s gaining on you.
    Nepeta Leigon.

    You’re looking for your car,
    But you’re all turned around.
    She’s almost upon you now
    And you can see there’s blood on her face!
    My god, there’s blood everywhere!

    Running without pause
    (From Nepeta Leigon.)
    She’s unsheathed the claws.
    (It’s Nepeta Leigon.)
    Lurking in the shadows
    Alternian Troll Nepeta Leigon.
    Living in a cave,
    (Nepeta Leigon.)
    Killing for sport,
    (Nepeta Leigon.)
    Eating all the bodies
    Actual, cat Nepeta Leigon.

    Now it’s dark and you seem to have lost her,
    But you’re hopelessly lost yourself.
    Stranded with a deadly animal,
    You creep silently through the underbrush.
    Ah-Ha! In the distance,
    A small cave with a light on.
    Hope!
    You move stealthily toward it,
    But your leg! AH! It’s caught in a bear trap!

    Gnawing off your leg,
    (Quiet, quiet.)
    Limping toward the cave,
    (Quiet, quiet.)
    Now you’re on the doorstep,
    Sitting inside, Nepeta Leigon.
    Sharpening her claws,
    (Nepeta Leigon.)
    But she doesn’t hear you enter,
    (Nepeta Leigon.)
    You’re sneaking up behind her.
    Strangling troll Nepeta Leigon.
    Fighting for your life with Nepeta Leigon,
    Wrestling the brush from Nepeta Leigon,
    Scribble on her shipping wall.
    Safe at last from Nepeta Leigon.

    You limp into the dark woods,
    Blood oozing from your stump leg.
    But you have won.
    You have beaten Nepeta Leigon.

    ((Yeah, I’m not sure why I did this.))

  4. konbu-koaita:

Digimon fandom, the Rogue of Light. I can’t remember my reasoning, it might have simply been so I could switch the mask for goggles. Also because orange.
Pokemon fandom, the Thief of Rage. Steals other fandoms’ rage, but ends up festering it inside in terms of hatred for various generations.
Idk
Designs based on http://hamnerstuck.tumblr.com/post/42487929478/you-are-the-digimon-fandom-despite-what-your

    konbu-koaita:

    Digimon fandom, the Rogue of Light. I can’t remember my reasoning, it might have simply been so I could switch the mask for goggles. Also because orange.

    Pokemon fandom, the Thief of Rage. Steals other fandoms’ rage, but ends up festering it inside in terms of hatred for various generations.

    Idk

    Designs based on http://hamnerstuck.tumblr.com/post/42487929478/you-are-the-digimon-fandom-despite-what-your

  5. "HOMESTUCKS" is the worst fandom name.

    kohila:

    epicinfinity:

    kohila:

    epicinfinity:

    You guys missed a golden opportunity. Ready for this? Ready for your mind to be blown??

    SBURBIANS

    Just think about it.

    THIS MAKES ME SO FUCKING ANGRY

    You smell that?? That’s the smell of CHAAAANNGGEEEE. Jk but don’t take it seriously. Didn’t mean to make anyone upset! :)

    I’m angry because no one has thought of that until now like holy shit

    It could be the name for the future video game portion of the fandom?

  6. 
You are the DIGIMON FANDOM. Despite what your rival, the POKÉMON FANDOM, might believe, you are STILL AROUND. You were always prepared for the day when you would be drawn into the DIGITAL WORLD. And well, you kinda got you want, but SBURB is just not quite the same as what you expected. Where are all the exotic Digimon? And why won’t any of these turtles DIGIVOLVE!? Not a single one of your VARIOUS TYPES of DIGIVICES will work on them!In general, you are a NICE PERSON, or at least you think so. But when it comes to the Pokémon fandom… man that guy is such a JERK. For you and the other fandoms on Tumblr, little did anyone know that this would be the beginning of an adventure.

konkoa did the writing.

    You are the DIGIMON FANDOM. Despite what your rival, the POKÉMON FANDOM, might believe, you are STILL AROUND.

    You were always prepared for the day when you would be drawn into the DIGITAL WORLD. And well, you kinda got you want, but SBURB is just not quite the same as what you expected. Where are all the exotic Digimon? And why won’t any of these turtles DIGIVOLVE!? Not a single one of your VARIOUS TYPES of DIGIVICES will work on them!

    In general, you are a NICE PERSON, or at least you think so. But when it comes to the Pokémon fandom… man that guy is such a JERK.

    For you and the other fandoms on Tumblr, little did anyone know that this would be the beginning of an adventure.

    konkoa did the writing.

  7. Omegle request from taxonomist and robokittens. They wanted to have themselves drawn (Aka, Roxy and Eridan having a wizard party). I then proceeded to scare 5 years of their lives out of them.

    Omegle request from taxonomist and robokittens. They wanted to have themselves drawn (Aka, Roxy and Eridan having a wizard party). I then proceeded to scare 5 years of their lives out of them.

  8. And one more omegle request. (21 is an odd number, I did not plan this out well.) This one was done for thattallsummonerguy.tumblr.com

    And one more omegle request. (21 is an odd number, I did not plan this out well.) This one was done for thattallsummonerguy.tumblr.com

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